Yogkon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish tapir.

Yogkon created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogkon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogkon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yogkon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yogkon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three rats approach from the east.

2. Retreat if four shrews approach from the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yogkon.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogkon.

5. Never look at comets.