Butquimquill Cipdissjap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective yak.

Butquimquill Cipdissjap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Butquimquill Cipdissjap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butquimquill Cipdissjap, she will destroy your home planet.

Butquimquill Cipdissjap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Butquimquill Cipdissjap's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never proclaim while facing east.

3. Never wear green jumpers.

4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.