Nabjabtailhubgom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating toad.

Nabjabtailhubgom created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabjabtailhubgom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabjabtailhubgom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nabjabtailhubgom's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nabjabtailhubgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.