Gilnelraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage alligator.

Gilnelraw created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnelraw, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilnelraw, it will turn you into a duck.

Gilnelraw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gilnelraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.