Mitcimlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fast salamander.

Mitcimlarn created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcimlarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mitcimlarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Mitcimlarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mitcimlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.