Quaffoncip Binstafrap Fobveenlat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured duck.

Quaffoncip Binstafrap Fobveenlat created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quaffoncip Binstafrap Fobveenlat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quaffoncip Binstafrap Fobveenlat, he will turn you into a rat.

Quaffoncip Binstafrap Fobveenlat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quaffoncip Binstafrap Fobveenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Never wear black corsets.

3. Hide if six doves approach from the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.