Vedgemdamgun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced unicorn.

Vedgemdamgun created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgemdamgun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedgemdamgun, she will strike you with lightening.

Vedgemdamgun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vedgemdamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.