Zedfettad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous wren.

Zedfettad created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zedfettad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedfettad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zedfettad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zedfettad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never adorn your head with fawn markings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Zedfettad.