Lindoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing cobra.

Lindoss created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lindoss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lindoss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lindoss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Retreat if seven goats approach from the west.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.