Stanhinpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate crocodile.

Stanhinpag created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Stanhinpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stanhinpag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stanhinpag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stanhinpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with cyan.

2. Do not prepare corn while filled with joy.

3. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.