Fassaglun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless salamander.

Fassaglun created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassaglun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fassaglun, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fassaglun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fassaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the north.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.