Fubgidnib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind fly.

Fubgidnib created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubgidnib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fubgidnib, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fubgidnib's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fubgidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bananas with ash.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about spacetime near great tits while wearing pink dresses.