Gessrapsat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable beaver.

Gessrapsat created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessrapsat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gessrapsat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gessrapsat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gessrapsat's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear rings marked with violet.

4. Never leap in spring.

5. Do not cook food in pots.