Labgidgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic troll.

Labgidgeb created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labgidgeb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Labgidgeb, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Labgidgeb's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Labgidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Labgidgeb.

5. Do not drink alcohol.