Neghitnul is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish walrus.

Neghitnul created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Neghitnul, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Neghitnul, it will torture you forever.

Neghitnul's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Neghitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while filled with fear.

2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing ear rings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.