Faslistbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust turtle.

Faslistbug created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faslistbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Faslistbug, she will turn you into a goat.

Faslistbug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Faslistbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Never feed lots of peas to swans while wearing white coats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Faslistbug's name in vain.

5. Always act with patience.