Misfut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving badger.

Misfut created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misfut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Misfut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Misfut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Misfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always obey Misfut's priests.

5. Put Misfut first in all things.