Rillvagpad Fasmifnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able tortoise.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvagpad Fasmifnell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillvagpad Fasmifnell, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never sing in spring.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Never eat aubergines on fasting days.

5. Never talk about ants.