Kopmithab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying hamster.

Kopmithab created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopmithab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kopmithab, she will turn you into a slug.

Kopmithab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kopmithab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.