Jathubboss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured seal.

Jathubboss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jathubboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jathubboss, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jathubboss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jathubboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Jathubboss on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from brown rats for they are unholy.