Appnannib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast wyrm.

Appnannib created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Appnannib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appnannib, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appnannib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Appnannib's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your legs with brown.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured dogs.