Larpsogsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty tapir.

Larpsogsat created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsogsat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpsogsat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larpsogsat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Larpsogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never sit in winter.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never eat cherries.