Dottinbid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured donkey.

Dottinbid created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dottinbid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dottinbid, it will ignore you.

Dottinbid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dottinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.