Tofmip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive dolphin.

Tofmip created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Tofmip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tofmip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tofmip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tofmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Retreat if four cats approach from the south.