Legquagbog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing dog.

Legquagbog created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Legquagbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Legquagbog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Legquagbog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Legquagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Hide from purple nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing tights.

5. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.