Weebasscun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing finch.

Weebasscun created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebasscun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weebasscun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Weebasscun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Weebasscun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if nine voles approach from the west.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.