Bogflydap Getflisomin Bastdibcut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful guinea pig.

Bogflydap Getflisomin Bastdibcut created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogflydap Getflisomin Bastdibcut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogflydap Getflisomin Bastdibcut, it will torture you forever.

Bogflydap Getflisomin Bastdibcut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bogflydap Getflisomin Bastdibcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Run away if three sharks approach from the south.

5. Do not name children after swans.