Libcebjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, passionate octopus.

Libcebjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libcebjarn, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libcebjarn, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Libcebjarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Libcebjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Hide if four ducks approach from the north.