Bepfodmet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective crocodile.

Bepfodmet created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepfodmet, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepfodmet, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bepfodmet's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bepfodmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

4. Do not place oranges upon stone.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bepfodmet in the centre of the settlement.