Karkomyart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful dragon.

Karkomyart created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karkomyart, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karkomyart, she will jump up and down on your head.

Karkomyart's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Karkomyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the east.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear kilts.