Sighoggad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable rat.

Sighoggad created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sighoggad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sighoggad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sighoggad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sighoggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with violet.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

5. Never gather six bats in one place.