Hadfigleg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent jackal.

Hadfigleg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadfigleg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hadfigleg, it will send you a sign.

Hadfigleg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hadfigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never stain your legs with mauve.

4. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

5. Do not make images of living things.