Rilldamrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered giraffe.

Rilldamrot created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Rilldamrot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilldamrot, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rilldamrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rilldamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at rivers.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed spinach to gulls while wearing dresses.