Bogfubmig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful octopus.

Bogfubmig created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogfubmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogfubmig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bogfubmig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bogfubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.