Leghiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, annoying horse.

Leghiv created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leghiv, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Leghiv, he will curse you with boils.

Leghiv's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Leghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Never handle zinc while unclean.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.