Nurlyimspag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-assured hippopotamus.

Nurlyimspag created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurlyimspag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlyimspag, she will turn you into a worm.

Nurlyimspag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nurlyimspag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nurlyimspag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.