Fonmifbet is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured wyvern.

Fonmifbet created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonmifbet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonmifbet, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fonmifbet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fonmifbet's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Never gather seven moths near wells.

5. Do not eat spinach.