Nurponbom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak weasel.

Nurponbom created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurponbom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurponbom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurponbom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nurponbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nurponbom on top of all buildings.