Jigcaplop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous fox.

Jigcaplop created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigcaplop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jigcaplop, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jigcaplop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Jigcaplop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Jigcaplop.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.