Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent troll.

Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Kimfidken Sandidvig Tifwikpit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.