Jadciblip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous dryad.

Jadciblip created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadciblip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadciblip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jadciblip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jadciblip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never feed lots of figs to ants while wearing purple stockings.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.