Stanrillsak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish troll.

Stanrillsak created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Stanrillsak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanrillsak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stanrillsak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stanrillsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing gray jumpers and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.