Liphuddib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest cat.

Liphuddib created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liphuddib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Liphuddib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Liphuddib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Liphuddib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas on holy days.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.