Vilgannab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident hyena.

Vilgannab created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilgannab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilgannab, he will turn you into a worm.

Vilgannab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vilgannab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never stain your face with fawn.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Do not eat bread.