Fubdubniltig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident jellyfish.

Fubdubniltig created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdubniltig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubdubniltig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fubdubniltig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fubdubniltig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never feed peas to foxes while wearing ear rings.