Likontyarpraknildussdib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy otter.

Likontyarpraknildussdib created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likontyarpraknildussdib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likontyarpraknildussdib, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likontyarpraknildussdib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Likontyarpraknildussdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head pink.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.