Jamvinlid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest troll.

Jamvinlid created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamvinlid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamvinlid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jamvinlid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jamvinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Jamvinlid loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Jamvinlid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.