Citpigbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic raccoon.

Citpigbud created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citpigbud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Citpigbud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Citpigbud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Citpigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear brown trousers.

5. Never travel toward the south during spring.