Fligpidkik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless wasp.

Fligpidkik created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligpidkik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fligpidkik, she will remove you from existence.

Fligpidkik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fligpidkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing shirts.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not stand on grass.