Vegvolfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful unicorn.

Vegvolfly created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegvolfly, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegvolfly, it will turn you into a duck.

Vegvolfly's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vegvolfly's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Run away if four voles approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.