Dobcathab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless fly.

Dobcathab created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobcathab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobcathab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dobcathab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dobcathab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always remove rings before touching silver.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.