Fomnegcin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident manatee.

Fomnegcin created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomnegcin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fomnegcin, he will be very unhappy.

Fomnegcin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fomnegcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed apples to sharks while wearing shirts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill geese.