Rulvaddit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Rulvaddit created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulvaddit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulvaddit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulvaddit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rulvaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Never wear fawn skirts.

5. Do not shave your back.