Sintaf Sinsiscim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured wren.

Sintaf Sinsiscim created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintaf Sinsiscim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sintaf Sinsiscim, it will turn you into a rat.

Sintaf Sinsiscim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sintaf Sinsiscim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Sintaf Sinsiscim loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.